Its a super exciting day because its a last day of college before summer break , students are already started to make vacation plans and finally getting some time to have fun. The room is buzzed with excitement, and at the mid of this commotion there was a sudden announcement from the professor about the last activity for the day which was called the "Session of Interview" as it was important . But students were completely drained out to hear this..here's funny the situation in the class, students were divided into groups and each group contains 12 heads, the external interviewer was invited to carry out this activity. One of the group seen to be disinterested , these group consist of twelve different zodiac people, so to get rid off this quickly they plan a strategy.The interviewer enters and started the session but this zodiac set tries to annoy him in their own creative way,see what answers they give to....
Interviewer:(To each one) Hello! my name is ...(doesn't matter)
Q.1. Introduce yourself in short ? (one by one)
Zodiac answers:
1.(spontaneously) "Call me Aries ! good you 've asked me first..otherwise i was about to start my asphalt game which is at paused , well (obtusely) i have a low tolerance meter , best at screwing things out if i find it irrelevant , master of physical actions and yes my best quality is i have no regrets for whatever i do".
Interviewer : (in shocked...trying get words) passionate about sports... aren't you? (looking at the bruised marks on forehead) whats the story behind your head scars?
Aries :Yeah....(proudly) its not easy being captain of soccer team and making team to win the championship thrice , aggression is in my blood so if someone goes for foul... you have to give it back by smacking 'em whoever they are. (looking at interviewer as if they are their next target)
Interviewer : (in awe) Oh.... nice!
2.(elegantly) Am Taurus! "your smelling really good by the way , but your hair color is disturbing my eyes, anyway.... i am an art lover , ma'h favorite spots are Subway which is right next to my house , botanical gardens , theme parks and very often i visit star-bucks cuz Caffè macchiato is very dear to me".
Interviewer : You seem to have very good fashion sense. (getting embarrassed and Taurus noticed it )
Taurus : Its Ok ! i understand everyone don't have this fine taste.(don't be bother attitude)
3."Heeelllooo... (charmingly) from a Gemini" (talks for good 30 min)
Interviewer : but you haven't about yourself so wrap up yourself in short?
Gemini : oh yeah! i forgot , so basically i don't talk much but love have interaction with all , its important to exchange ideas and communicate, its a necessity to have knowledge and news of whats going out in the world and also in your friends life too , the social gathering and parties gives me opportunities to be actively charged like a live wire and.........(keeps talking for another half hour )
4.(A cautious "hello" from Cancer). "I am Cancer...uh... uh..(nervous at first) I am family oriented person.. they are everything to me...uhh, actually don't like outings much basically i am a home lover.
Interviewer : (this one seem to be introvert ) How large is your friend circle!
Cancer : (In no mood to give this interview) Don't like much to social... well that too depends on my mood but loyal to people who are close to me. (In their mind "better not to say much")
Interviewer : "What if your friends wants to go out when you don't want to?"
Cancer :(gets more irritated as interviewer is making this conversation more long) I 've friends who are like minded and they knew me very well but that doesn't mean to be me as completely anti-social cause i don't wanna hurt them .
Interviewer :(gets an impression of arrogantly reserved creature) Ok ! (gives a fake smile)
5."Helloeoow(stylish and the loudest) am Leo".(sitting in cross-legged position , one hand on armrest other hand busy playing with hair) "i personally really find this interview kinda things very boring ...don't mind ya. Being artistic person... leisure and entertaining is ma'h life, i live life on my own terms that's how independent i am & hate being told what to do so better be satisfied with this answer or leave it.
6.(Comes and sits in elegant posture, clears the throat and says) I am Virgo. Pleasure to meet you , but you have reached 12 minutes late as we were informed that you were about to reach by 9:00 sharp , before we start i need to tell that the things on your desk are ergonomically not properly set, the glass of water should be on your left side, and your writing pad should not be at the center, i 've observe you... the way you hold the pen is not in convenient way, and while writing you press the pen heavily against the page, this will give you 'focal dystonia' very soon, so i suggest you to..(before he says something interviewer interrupts)
Interviewer : "o ya ya.... i got you! pleasure to meet you ...next student please!"
7.Hello..myself Libra ! (with poised smile) well actually you must be really feeling confused by now i guess !..... as you have reached me by overcoming 6 people let me ease you out whenever there is any issue in the class i have a special responsibility to act as mediator. I make efforts to balanced out everything because diplomacy is my natural ability... but don't be too comfortable after me there will be more 5 people which will give you more life changing experience.(LOL from inside)
8.Hi.... i am a scorpion.......(in deep voice and creepily stares at interviewer which makes him uncomfortable)
Interviewer : (getting awkward) is everything ok....?
Scorpio : ya....
Interviewer : why are you looking at me in this way?
Scorpio : that's natural in me.. i can't help !
Interviewer : oh...ok ! say something about yourself.
Scorpio : I am quickly to figure out , if you are trying to hide something , it won't stay hidden forever.(gives a creepy smile)
(Interviewer got self-conscious and kept adjusting during the interview)
9.Hi and good morning (direct friendly) this Sagittarius is please to meet you! well our professor just told us yesterday that before coming here you were at Bali(Indonesia) is that true?
Interviewer : ya i was at the educational conference !
Sagittarius : O wow! then u must 've experienced "Neka Art Museum"and "Pura Taman Ayun", because on last holiday break i visited over there with my cousins.
Interviewer : no actually ! i was only at the conference! don't travel much.
Sagittarius :(feeling sad for interviewer)oh !sorry to say that you 've wasted your journey if you haven't seen "Pura Taman Ayun" but anyway this summer break with my family, i will be going to Bankok as my dad is a travelling agent & by far you have judged me that how much i love travelling and exploring things! i feel sorry for you because your routine job is hardly gives you chance for such liberating experience!
10."Hello! Mr. interviewer (in a serious way)the person you are speaking to is a Capricorn. I am also the head member of event organizer of this college , my responsibility is to plan and organised all social events. This college has given me this responsibility on my merit , so i do take my job very seriously. Just to inform you, as this interview thing was not planned for today and within short period i have to arrange everything. All students got disappointed by this morning due to this sudden event , but don't worry me and Libra have handled the situation. Its a dual responsibility so please make sure to be lenient on us with your questions.
Interviewer : yuh ok.......(smiled nervously)
11. (Serious face) I am Aquarius, just wanna ask does this interview session has any purpose ?
Interviewer :This will boost your confidence to polish your body language and presentation skills.
Aquarius :Oh.. that's good then ! (in attitude) because any activity happening just for the sake of doing it sort of i find that very irrational. I do really hope you have relevant questions that 'll help us to know our professional level .
Interviewer : But that 'll depend on how you will perform this interview.
Aquarius : (in argumentative mode) ya.... but also depends on question you ask & what conclusion you draw out (Aquarius goes into more serious mode) at the end we all want opportunity to rate this interview too.
Interviewer : ya sure.. (got nervous) feedback form will be provided.
12.Hello! (innocently) Pisces......(completely bored physically present but mind is somewhere else)
Interviewer : Why it took so long to say hello ? are you ok ?
Pisces : Ya am ok ! actually i was thinking about something but anyway doesn't matter.. reading and music are best past times..(start thinking and again becomes space cadet )
Interviewer : ahh ... hello Pisces.... are you there with me...?
Pisces : (dreamy eyes) ya there! uhh.... that's it..!
